In Case You Were Curious…About Chuck Norris (the myth)!
March 10, 2020
- Bulletproof vests wear Chuck Norris for protection.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while he was standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
- Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris can speak French…In Russian.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
- Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
- When Chuck Norris gives someone they middle finger, he is telling them how many seconds they have left to live.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
- Pluto is no longer a planet because Chuck Norris says so.
- When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, Chuck Norris kills them both.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s Potato Chip.